Doin' the Butt, Ow!

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[jenna]

i don't want it very often, but anal sex can be soooo enjoyable. as long as he doesn't try to stuff his dingle in too fast, it doesn't feel too weird after or the next day. but god, the first time, it felt SO weird the next day.

i've never experienced any bleeding OR any embarrassing poopy accidents.

[paula]

I've experienced poop mess. That's why I don't really like to do it. My last boyfriend didn't care so it didn't bother me so much but my current gags at the mess so I resist it, though he asks. It's hard to get into something that makes someone gag when they are done, ya know?

[slut machine]

i've never personally experienced the poop mess, but i've been told stories that scare me.

i know this one guy who had a rather hideous girlfriend who loved getting it in the ass, and one time when they were done, he had poop all over his dick, so he just wiped it off on her thigh without telling her. i wouldn't want that happening to me.

[Irish]

My butt sex experiences are limited to one time when I was tanked and thought it was a great idea... followed by me left hooking my ex boyfriend.

However, I can better relate to the lack of shitting problem... after a recent surgury and a slight addicition to percocet I didn't shit for 9 days. NINE DAYS! I was taking laxatives and even though Philips soft chews... nothing worked. I stay away from PKs now.

~Irish

PS: ecstasy. wow. It's been so long.

[stripper barbie]

my god, i would love to party with you.

[Clinton]

I dated a girl in LA who was obsessed with anal, like to a scary, weird degree. We dated for three months and I think we only had "normal" sex two or three times. However, she WAS always super clean back there; no poo issues to speak of for the duration.

[SarahKasarah]

love the booty love... lube + fingers + partners mouth = orgasm city or orgasmville or orgasmland... however you slice it, its fuckin' good times. or good times fuckin'... i'm still drunk from last night, forgive me.
the point: no pain, no blood, and no poop (what's this crazy poop on the thigh bizness?).

[K-dizzle]

damn girl! you took it like a champ! no lube? as one of your gay readers, I feel I must tell you that we do say "if it ain't spit, it ain't love."

but, lube really helps matters. i'm sure you know this.

you're inspiring me to write my own dirty dirty dirty sex blog.

[spread eagle]

i've always been paranoid about pooping but i figure if he's back there he's aware of what could happen. here's some advice i got from my [gay] brother once i decided to try anal: get the girl on top. like your riding him but slip it in the other hole. gives the girl control on how deep and fast he goes. and lube it up!

[Sarah]

A friend of mine had a party where this guy had passed out on a bed with no pants and this not-so-ethical guy decided to wake him up by fucking him in the ass but the wasted guy just took a huge dump on the bed and all over the guy's dick.

Some friends took him home, but when he came back to get his pants, he told the kids who lived there, "I think I left some of my shir here." And of course they said, "Dude you left ALL your shit here!" That's the worst date rape story/poopy mess story I've ever heard.

[Jew]

Been there, done that. A lot. Only one time did it feel like a rape (cause it hurt, not cause i didn't want it).

PS do it in the shower, easy cleaning (epesh if you want to go from butt to vag) and the hot water is relaxing and a natural lubricant.

Also if you do it in the shower and then wash up, ur ass doesn't feel weird for the rest of the day.

Have fun!
-Jew

[slut machine]

oh, i hate sex in the shower though. the cum always ends up like cooked egg whites. i just did it today, against my better judgment and there was all this cooked cum on the soles of my feet. then after i got out i saw that there was dried cum all over my thigh and i couldn't get it off. it's still there under my tights.

[ellagood]

try, try, try as i may, i'm not sure i'll ever enjoy it.

i have a certain gentleman caller who is trying to prep me for it - bought me an anal vibrator, sends me articles (did you know you should keep your mouth wide open as it's supposed to hurt less? men come up with such bullshit, right? that ranks up there with pulling out.)

anyway, love this fucking blog. can't wait for part two.

[astralgirl01]

REALLLLLY? Ecstacy is EVERYWHERE in NYC.... especially in Willie B. On Saturday nights, it's especially easy to find at a couple of local bars....

Look for my email, lady!

[Mrs Garrett]

Love your blog!!!

[Em]

I farted in my gofo's face while getting eaten out from behind. That's pretty embarassing, ain't it?

[pepper]

I'll take an e-mail too, astral ;)

[Boober]

I've heard anal described as sometimes feeling like you're taking a massive shit.

Tony Roma and Thomas More agree that that can be better than sex.

Which is why I've been interested in getting pegged. Just haven't found the right opportunity. Plus, I'm scared.

[olivia]

FINALLY! Another fantasy blog of yours... I must say, you have a pretty good imagination!

[Shannon]

totally off topic as i've only explored anal digitally but know i'll do it eventually to quiet my curiosity (even though all my gay friends look at me reproachfully--what's with all the gay guy hatin' on the straight girl anal curiousity? fuckin' hypocrites..). ANYway, i LOVE LOVE LOVE the title of this entry. man, it takes me back to roller skating every saturday morning. i requested this song every week, way before i had any idea what putting my backfield in motion meant. i always knew i was wise beyond my years. thanks for the constant entertainment!!

[melissa]

I've had anal sex with several guys & it was nothing to write home about,however the last guy knew what he was doing, none of this stick in & go at it. It was like 15 min of so of just slowly putting while doing all kinds of dirty stuff to me while he waited for the right moment & then going really slowly until it started to feel incredible.I had the most intense orgasm of my life the feeling was completely differnt than anything. I could feel it starting all over my body.I had an O vaginally clitorally & anally at once it was insane.You just have to get the right guy & if your worried about poop issues get an anal duche(i can't spell that but you get it) 2 hours before & you should be fine. & dont forget the LUBE the most important part.Also relax, part of the pain is because your tensed up & nervous which means your butthole is feeling the same.

[slut machine]

olivia, i'm so your fave. you're very loyal.

[jenna]

i totally agree with melissa. the guy has to know what he's doing or it's going to suck. if the angle isn't just right, it will hurt like hell too. the orgasm is so amazing though!

if you don't want to have a poop incident, don't do it unless you've had a recent BM (take a shower after!) it's not rocket science, just butt science.

ps: i did it lastnight and no weird butt feeling.

[corey_f]

I always thought the idea that the girl might poop was what made it hot.

[queen rat]

ah, and i thought i was the only one with poop issues. i've done it a few times with le partner, but i've gotta ensure for my enjoyment (my god, the sounds i make when a dick is pounding my ass are almost guttural, it's that good) that i had just cleared my system (ah, you what i mean).
worst time was when we did it and it had been a few days that i hadn't and yea - not real comfortable.
funny but it's something i enjoy but i really have to be in the right mood for it. lube and pot helps. ooh, why haven't i tried it with e yet? gotta get on that.

[Jew]

Agreed about the cooked eggs in the shower thing (by the way, EW.)However, that is why you let him come inside of your ass in the shower. This way you can wash up, and there's no cooked eggs (again, EW.)

God i love ur blog SM-- my favorite post was about the shit debate-- take the newly inserted tampon out and poop, or hold it in.
My favorite comment from that post had something to do with napoleon ice cream...

-Jew

[paula]

Not to be gross, but it's so gross when dude cums in your ass and afterwords you go to the bathroom to fart and you squeeze out nasty gooey brown shit. Worse when it's a loud fart. That's why I enjoy the act but the all the other stuff that go with it is not worth it to me.

[Susan]

The magic cone - haha! I bet the Freshette (http://www.freshette.com/) works better. I've used it while camping. That story was hilarious.

The drugs are definately backing you up - flaxseed oil (you can get it in capsule form) will open the gates like you wouldn't believe. Coffee does it for some people too.

I feel the same way about anal sex - the idea is more inviting than the actual execution. Foreplay can't be emphasized enough.

[geek]

nahhh

spit and shove. but us *men* are used to it. ;)

[Kitten]

More power to you. At present, anal sex belongs in that category of experiences, like communism or eating grits, that I'd only need to try for a minute to know I never want to do so again.

[jenna]

kitten, i felt that way too until i did it. and strung my boyfriend along for 2 years telling him no. i'm sure it's not for everyone, but if you can relax and get into, it can be AMAZINGGGGGG.

[Darian Zam]

Since when was there blogs with a whole bunch of chicks talking about getting cracked up the shitter? Cra-zay...

[Neocon-Pincher]

Lube girl!

For christ's sake!

Lube lube lube! Unless you enjoy bleeding from the ass!

Grrrrrrrrr!

[Timmi]

I'm a bi-guy and have received anal many, many times and enjoy it a real lot (never given it though). I totally love the feeling of a man inside of me. I find that although spit works fine, lube is much better as he can slide in and out so much easier. In the end (no pun intended!), I am usually so worked up by that time that I leave it up to the guy to decide whether he wants to use lube or not. I want him to enjoy himself!

[meg]

For the love of all things good sister, the reason you're so cronically backed up is that you're likely dehydrated! Drink some water- keep it up, more than a day or two as it's likely that you've got a backlog (so to speak).
If you find the taste of water unpleasant then try herbal teas. Ginger, mint, and chamomile are all good for the digestion and should help clear things out. Six to eight glasses a day for a few weeks ought to have you pooping regular and ready for anal sex without all the mess and discomfort. After that it's lube and warmup and you're ready to go. Anal sex is something way too fun to let a little issue about being a bit gritty stand in the way!

[havemycake]

having a few drinks helps relax everything for the first few times...but don't let him drink too much, or your relaxed state will go to complete waste (or will it? i doubt YOU, of all people, let most states go to waste)

[gilmore]

I just about passed out from laughing. You are too funny! I just stumbled on your site and I'm hooked. Well done.

Keep up the anal! I'm a true fan. :)

[h_j]

omg.. i had my first butt fuck last week it hurted we tried uing the condom we tough it wouldnt hurt me or him, the condom riped and his dick pulled right in and it hurted so bad.... after 3 days i dicided i would get wet and have normal sex but then i pulled his dick up to my butt and just gently went in i loved it but know i now not to use a condom ;) **that was an intresting story tough;)**

[LunaChick]

Use 2 pouches of hot chocolate mixed with a heaping teaspoon of instant coffee fill your mug about 3/4 of the way with boiled water, then fill the last 1/4 with milk or 1/2 & 1/2. May give you the runs instead of just loosening you up.