This is totally off topic for me as it has nothing to do with sex or drugs (well, at least, it has nothing to do with me partaking in such), but I just need to bring it up. I've been treating Anna Nicole Smith's death like it's September 11. I'm glued to the news and each update is shocking. I constantly need more new information. Of all the interviews and statements that both the respectable and tabloid media have scrambled to get from (at best) tertiary parties involved in Anna's life, why the hell hasn't anyone been able to track down Kimmy? Christ, I've seen not one but two interviews with fucking Bobby Trendy, yet there's been nary a mention of Anna's former assistant who appeared on her E! reality show. On a whim, I decided to look her up on Myspace and check it out:
Doesn't she look like Christina Ricci in Monster?
She has her profile set to private. I tried to befriend her, but when I entered in her last name (Walther) I was told that it was wrong, and I was denied. So, I'm wondering if I'm just the smartest tacky investigative reporter of all time to have found her or if Kimmy has gone out of her way to ensure that she be left alone.
Are you sure that's her...No way can kimmy be 27
Posted by: jacinda | February 12, 2007 at 11:48 AM
Yeah I was wondering what happened to her since Anna died....omg remember on her show...kim had gotten a tattoo of anna's face on her? i was like eeewwww! lol
Posted by: Michelle | February 12, 2007 at 12:18 PM
i'm pretty sure it's her. i remember when the show was on that kimmy was the same age as me, so that would make her 27 now. she just looked old and gross.
Posted by: slut machine | February 12, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Slut--you're only 27?
Somehow I find this shocking. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because you exude a sexual know-how that belies your years (translation: you slut!).
Either or, I worship you more for using my second favorite word: tertiary.
Posted by: ♥dex | February 12, 2007 at 02:46 PM
I've been treating Anna Nicole Smith's death like it's September 11.
Still laughing at this.....LOLOL
PS - I suggest a "Hunt Kimmy Down" field trip....a One D at a Time field trip.....nice........
Posted by: jenner | February 12, 2007 at 08:41 PM
Yeah, and also: WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHELLY THINK ABOUT THIS? WHY HAVEN'T WE HEARD FROM SHELLY?
Posted by: Rich | February 13, 2007 at 10:27 PM
i would look for shelly on myspace, but i figured that since she doesn't have teeth, then she probs doesn't have a computer.
Posted by: slut machine | February 13, 2007 at 10:30 PM
We can make her a MySpace.
Posted by: Rich | February 13, 2007 at 10:50 PM
only you would think of making her a myspace, rich. speaking of, does winston have a myspace?
Posted by: jenna | February 13, 2007 at 11:07 PM
Don't know if this is legitimate or not, but still thought you'd like to give it a gander:
http://www.kimberlywalther.com/
Posted by: ♥dex | February 21, 2007 at 04:37 PM
I typed in last name "Smith," as in Anna Nicole (duh) and got right in.
Posted by: J | February 23, 2007 at 06:18 PM
bah! omg, dex, you are such a sleuth. this is fascinating to me.
Posted by: slut machine | February 28, 2007 at 11:23 AM