Meet Dana

Cokane (red shirt) had a going away BBQ on Saturday because she's moving to the deep south this week. It was bittersweet—we had a lot of fun and laughed really hard, but we're all gonna miss her a lot. It sort of marks an end of an era. Everyone's moving away, or moving in with with BFs, or getting married. Everyone's growing up. Well, actually, not everyone. Drunky Brewster's Calisha Jenkins (far left) and Dana (the chick on the ground) are holding it down. I've never told you guys about Dana before. All I have to say is: Don't threaten her with a good time.

Dana was the life of the party. When I say "life of the party," I mean "most wasted chick there." Immediately after Rich and I stepped onto Cokane's roof, Dana ran up to us, took her tits out, and wiped them on him. She then went on to tell crazy stories, anecdotes and a series of non sequiturs. Here's one of them. You can hardly see anything, but the audio involves snowballing and felching.

I bet she doesn't remember any of that. I bet she also doesn't remember digging into her "itchy cooch."

And then she peed.

Comments

[the cajun boy]

i think i'm in love. i must have this dana flower.

[stripper barbie]

bahahahahahaha.

[puttingyoushipinmybottle]

ok, first of all asshole, don't act like your innocent in all our shinanigans... you know i was only getting loose because you were living vicariously... and of course, being the intuitive pisces that i am, i had to grab it by the balls and roll. Second, You blew my spot up yo... my amazingly awsomeness was VIP only, i was trying to pull off the lame dick act... now everyone knows i'm really like an 8 foot tall black cock......... thank god i only have a pager, other wise i may never be able to sleep... motherfuckas gonna be trying to do some sexploitation of my vagina, like i'm a ripe, seasoned peach.. ready for some pickin.......... shit, i'm just trying to put a ship in my bottle, sail away, and grind like i'm in a sun ra's arcade, yo.

[slut machine]

i don't know what it means but i like it.

[puttingashipinmybottle]

p.s., instead of being called dirty d, party party, the hydrator... i would like to officially change my name to orangello... as in, orangello... and, i would prefer that in future use of my face (and i know you have a shit load hiding underneath you asshole) a cube of jello be placed infront of my eyes... so A. my identity is cleverly hidden, and B. cause i'm orange-jello.... and???? like tyra says.... SO WHAT!!!!!!

[puttingashipinmybottle]

ok, one last note (that's right, i'm blowing it up like a McDonalds bathroom).... I am sooooo in the process of trying to get this science grant for a hydrology program i'm working on, so let's get down on the jello eyes, cause i don't want those committees and shit to know... well, that i am awsome, and more awsome than them (momma need's some money... and momma refuses to work a real job!!!)

[slut machine]

your last name isn't on it! but in the future i will obscure your face with jello. or jello shots.

[Tanith]

This soooo looks like stills from A&E's "Intervention".

The only water engineering program Dana's studying is how to keep her own piss pipe closed in public.

Is her shirt on backwards with the tag in the front or is that the wise precaution of a note to those who find her passed out off Bedford to just make sure to roll her on her side she doesn't asphyxiate her own vom.

It was all downhill after the titty schmear. Rich was like the hag-magnet Brett Michaels.

[Rich]

I'd call it a gift and a curse, but it's really just a curse.

[w-choco]

Holy Moly. This is why my entourage be blocking them paparazzi when I am bizzy getting my party on.

[jonny come lately]

dana should kill herself.

[Claudea]

Hee! I think her tag is indeed in the front... I'm waiting until tomorrow to hear/watch Dana's rant on beautiful youtube (bf is sleeping and I don't think he would wake up threatening me with a good time, although to think of it, 'would be quite funny).

Btw, i'm curious slutmachine: who are you in the group pic? and where's rich!? :P

lastly, I am so glad that my group of friends aren't much into recording the lives of our parties and turning it up on the net! A week ago, i was very dana-ish myself (even though I don't remember rolling on the floor but I guess as such, it clearly fits the definition?!) ..... ;)

alright, good nite

[Liz]

Nice jhorts. Getting drunk and rolling around=always a good time. Involve pets and it's eleventy times better.

[calisha jenkins of drunky brewster fame the roy of hip hop]

fav quote of the night, which I have since laughed aloud about twice, Dirty to her boyfriend: "Every time you lie to me my vagina gets a little bigger, like Pinnochio's nose."

[miss christy]

don't you love it when you have friends who are slightly more wasted and belligerent than you are? my friend Cory is like that and he definitely makes me feel better about myself at parties!

[jana]

Kathy Lee called...she wants her jean shorts returned to Walmart pronto.

[Derek]

Did the youth hostle mind that you took their sheets to make those dresses? Just curious. When the picture loaded up, I turned down my speakers, but I could still hear those patterns.

Jokes aside they nice, its just funny that you all have different wild ones on.

[lesly]

isn't it obvious? slutmachine IS dana. have we all been jipped?

[slut machine]

jana, david spade called and he wants his joke back.

sorry i couldn't resist.

[strange]

You Williamsburg kids have just too much fun!

[dana]

first of all, tunik thanks for the lovely words of encouragement. Me? Passed out on bedford?? Thats like, so last year. And Jomo....seriously assholes (kill myself??), i obviously don't know you, because you are lame (as in, you put the lame, in lamee, and yes, i am not good at scrabble). I feel like yo mamma got a glass eye with a fish in it. But, you know, it's cool, it's like, so just your opinion man....

[NerdRoom@WAKEUP.com]

NerdRoom@WAKEUP.com

Many Nerds won't be returning. Some old timers I remember from last year, people like Trenchcoat Mafia, Silk Dragon Shirt, probably won't be coming back next year.
Spamming blogs I put their names up, immortalizing them, if only until the blog owner erases everything::::
1. Trenchcoat Mafia
2. Silk Dragon Shirt
3. Piano Case Coffin
4. The Distinguished English Gentleman
5. The Haggard English Gentleman
6. Beta Nerd, and of course
7. Rosie The Transsexual
Rosie's original name was just Rosie, due to his rosie cheeks. They shared he has a high level of knowledge, a tactic the gods employ to create a false sense of security. This of course is the segment which they dump so many transsexuals into.
I too enjoy irony, and therefore Rosie has now become Rosie The Transsexual.
Who else has a nickname in the NerdRoom?

I'd like to remind you many of the people in the NerdRoom are good men. I hope this is reflected in what they are allowed to learn and the progress they're allowed to make.
I'd also like to remind you their predecessors, REAL nerds from a generation ago who fill the computer swap meet, are WONDERFUL men, and since I likely won't be going again I want to remember them as well.

Actually the comparison of the two is a testiment to the devolution of society which will be used as justification for the Apocalypse:::
Today's nerds are NOT wonderful men. They grew up with the internet and many consider pornography as an acceptable vice. They gamble freely, enjoy evil imagry in video games and engage in sexual pursuits their predicessors never did.
This issue is a microcosim of our deterioration.