I <3 Drunk Sluts
I'm so happy that YouTube wasn't around for my friends to cruelly archive my sloppy, drunken confessional episodes in my early 20s. (There were plenty to choose from.) But I love stumbling across videos like these. I just have such a soft spot for this brand of party girl—slurring, swaying, and unabashedly up for any suggestions. She's alotta fun.
make sure you watch the one where she dances too, it's called "dance monkey dance."
Posted by: Steven | October 13, 2007 at 06:11 PM
I feel like the camera-holders are making fun of her, which says to me that they are missing out on a good time. That girl rocks. I am sort of like her at fifty percent power and talking about poetry after three gin & tonics. And I love that it's daytime in that clip. Good times, ponytail girl.
Posted by: Peel | October 14, 2007 at 01:13 AM
Wow . . . I'm glad I don't have friends like that. All my bizarre philosophy starts flowing after a few and I just don't think the internet is ready :)
Posted by: Suburban Socialite | October 14, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Why do i think this chick had maybe 4 or 5 beers?
Posted by: Bukowski | October 14, 2007 at 01:35 PM
She reminds me of my roommate from freshman year. Who actually kinda talks like that while completely sober, but that's neither here nor there because that bitch was fun as hell to binge drink with every weekend.
God, I love sloppy drunks.
Posted by: Jess | October 14, 2007 at 10:56 PM
Agree with Suburban Socialite. My bartender says he can tell when I've had a few too many as I start waxing philosophical about the meaning of life and that sort of thing.
(curiosity got the better of me and I wandered over here from Jezebel, which itself I wandered over from Idolator. Hi-fucking-larious stuff you write about)
Posted by: The Unbearable Lightness of Nicole Richie | October 15, 2007 at 05:46 AM
I keep waiting for her to vomit. I've watched it 6 times and I'm still convinced it's going to happen.
Posted by: Strayrod | October 15, 2007 at 03:08 PM
Fuck. She's drunk. It happens. What kind of friends are these?
Man, it's a mad, cold world these days.
Posted by: Marcus | October 16, 2007 at 02:23 AM
maaaaaaan. if I had a nickel.
Posted by: k.s. | October 16, 2007 at 08:35 PM
god. am i the only one who finds this girl completely annoying and obnoxious? im all for drunkie drunks acting like re-re's in the middle of the afternoon...but she just rubs me the wrong way.
Posted by: JBrebis | October 16, 2007 at 11:30 PM
Hah, she makes me love/hate myself from 10 years ago.
Posted by: lkate78 | October 17, 2007 at 05:09 PM
"who hates me & takes vicodin"
Posted by: cbmc | October 20, 2007 at 11:01 AM
I comfort myself with the knowledge that all my friends are even bigger lushes than I am, so most attempts they make to film my drunken antics are unsuccessful given their inability to operate the camera. Or remain upright.
Posted by: The One Hundred | October 21, 2007 at 12:05 AM
i like her!
Posted by: gnat | October 29, 2007 at 02:18 AM
Oh my god Jimmy, yuhnowhachooare?
Posted by: JenJen | November 02, 2007 at 07:41 AM
Virginia Tech girls = klassy to the kore.
Posted by: college groupie | November 26, 2007 at 11:46 AM
After seeing this, I just IMed everyone I knew that had a video camera during my college years to make sure nothing was ever getting uploaded to youtube.
Posted by: Allie | December 18, 2007 at 02:51 AM
This is exactly why I act like Bjork in an airport terminal if I've been drinking and you have a camera.
Posted by: Patrice | January 18, 2008 at 08:45 AM
ugggh, I loved her soliloquy. The best part is that she is so nice. Like about the people filming, and asking if they are boyfriend and girlfriend. She was even positive about like someone being mean. I am pretty sure I'm that type of drunk, except I would not have the self-respect to say gross after anyone kissed me.
Posted by: Sarah | May 07, 2008 at 10:25 PM