Stoner Advice
So, I have this column on Jezebel called Pot Psychology, in which people send in questions and I answer them while stoned. It had always been a written column before, but this time around Alex Goldberg and I made it into a video, which co-stars Rich. Anyway, go check it out.
sweet jesus! so many favorite things in one simple paragraph
Posted by: Moi | January 23, 2008 at 08:55 PM
You guys are fucking ace. And you didn't even have to tell us you were stoned--it's ALL over Rich's face. <3
Posted by: Daniel | January 24, 2008 at 01:50 AM
silly ass.
Posted by: vinny | January 24, 2008 at 02:27 AM
fuck yes. fun for me, fun for you, and educational.
and Rich does have stoned face, I get that too. however, I don't get to give advice to the internet. maybe that's good?
lick up the chalice in buckingham palace, eh?
Posted by: billy | January 24, 2008 at 09:39 AM
Did you just reveal to everyone that you have herpes? And is it Simplex 1 or Simplex 2? And where on your body is it?
And how do you know that you don't have HPV? The strains that cause cancer aren't the same strains that cause warts. In other words, you might not have harmless wart-causing HPV, but you could still have caught the harmful cancer-causing HPV.
Posted by: Cypridophobic | January 24, 2008 at 12:26 PM
why do you want to know so much about me and my stds? you planning on trying to fuck me or something?
Posted by: slut machine | January 24, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Well, my subconscious wants to fuck you. He's such a trouble maker.
Also, I'm going through phase where I'm attracted to pale, dark-haired young women. Especially if she's smart. Big boobs and a round ass don't hurt, either.
But, I'm about three thousand miles away, so I don't really have to worry about having the opportunity to fuck you.
Clever of you to turn it around on me, though. No wonder I read you're blog; you're quick (pun intended).
I think I have a reasonable basis from which to ask the question. I didn't bring it up the topic of STDs, you did. And then you stated that you don't have HPV, thereby implying that you did have herpes.
I'm glad you put up some pictures of yourself. Your high Hotness to Notness Ratio explains how you attract so many men. Plus, you're stoned self is actually quite charming.
Posted by: Cypridophobic | January 24, 2008 at 03:31 PM
You and Rich are my 2 favorite people, ever.
Posted by: lisha lotta puss | January 24, 2008 at 04:20 PM
this just made my day. thanks.
i need more.
Posted by: vince | January 24, 2008 at 05:11 PM
that. was. brill. yunt.
reminds me of the last time i had to try and act normal when i was completely stoned, i.e. when my dad walked in after we digested our pot brownies and i had to just keep telling myself the following: "just look at your pants and everything will be ok, kira, just keep concentrating on your pants." and it was. we got away with it. because i never looked him in the eye. PHEW!
Posted by: kira | January 24, 2008 at 07:01 PM
I've watched it twice and cracked up both times. Please do it as a video from now on!
Posted by: Jessica | January 24, 2008 at 08:26 PM
well, too bad the digg and gawkermedia comments don't all get how hilarious and wonderful this is.
well, maybe it's better that they don't.
Posted by: the diplomat | January 24, 2008 at 08:58 PM
can we hang out?
the best part of the video is the fact that i watched it stoned.
Posted by: erin lynne | January 25, 2008 at 01:36 AM
You have the greatest job on the damn planet:waxing poetic while stoned! If you ever need a guest-smoker/poetry-waxer, just say the word. I'll even supply the smoke...
Posted by: burymeinsmoke | January 25, 2008 at 04:51 PM
oh my, rich's face is just priceless. he has stoner written across his face with a giant sharpie. that is the look i had on my face all through college and couldn't hide as i buried my face into the computer screen to stop myself from giggling incessantly at everything around me.
thank you slut machine for showing us bits of the real you, because before the unveiling i was pretty sure that irl we wouldn't get along. now with every bit you reveal, i am more and more positive that i would adore you (in a non-sexual, bff sort of way).
Posted by: jennabell | January 26, 2008 at 03:14 PM
You and Rich are totally friends in my head. I imagine us getting stoned and watching Fraggle Rock.
Posted by: Queen Lena | January 26, 2008 at 06:04 PM
oh that was effin great.
i love the video format, its funny to see your reactions...but a written would be good for at work.
Rich does look waaaaaay high!
Posted by: faith | January 27, 2008 at 11:21 AM
"erin lynne" i too, was stoned. it was perfect.
Posted by: faith | January 27, 2008 at 11:24 AM
I want to come get stoned with you guys!!!
Posted by: Needle | January 28, 2008 at 05:10 PM
you amuse me... not just this post but all.
nowfull
Posted by: now full | January 28, 2008 at 10:13 PM
your so pretty but that blouse is not. maternity wear!
Posted by: mike | January 30, 2008 at 01:21 AM
hell yes. why didn't i think of this?
Posted by: lauren | January 30, 2008 at 05:53 PM
I appreciated the boob size to nipples hair distribution analysis. That is the sort of thing people need to know.
The: Get your herpes and HPV out the way early advice, amusing...but unsettling.
Posted by: AJ Valliant | February 02, 2008 at 09:49 AM
whats plan b?
Posted by: newkid | February 03, 2008 at 09:34 PM