Got My Swerve On With A Curved One

That's a chocolate dick pop. I made it from a mold I cast of a real boner. (I also did one of my vulva, but it came out looking like shit—literally.) You can read all about the whole process on Jezebel.

Needless to say, I ended up having sex with that dick (not the chocolate one, but the original that's attached to a 22-year-old who was able to reboot after only 10 or 15 minutes!), and I saved that story for here.

So, I've been with many, many dicks in my day, all different shapes and sizes, but never with one that was curved like this. I mean, it's just that it's curved in so many ways, like up and down and to the side and shit. I'd seen this guy's dick a few times before, but we were both always so wasted, that either I didn't remember it being like that, or his brewer's droop had suppressed the Loch Ness-ness of his monster.

Having learned from experience what kind of effect booze has on his boner, I told him he wasn't allowed to get drunk before we began this project. And it paid off! After we'd made one mold each of our privates—we had about four kits to do—we took a break and he was just lying on my bed, naked, with his arms spread out and his peen straight up in the air. (Well, not exactly straight, but you know what I mean.) I started giggling because as ridiculous as it looked, it was also really cute.

He picked his head up and reached his arms out to me saying, "Hey, come make out with me for a little bit." I practically leapt over there. I straddled him and took off the robe I'd been wearing, leaving only my bra on. We started kissing and dry humping. But since I wasn't wearing any panties, and was kinda dripping wet, the humping technically wasn't dry. We had every intention of getting back to work on the next molding kit, but by this time, the poor guy had had to maintain a boner for like 45 minutes, and I don't know about him, but the self-imposed torture teasing of rubbing his dick between my lips (the bottom ones) was getting to me, so I was like, "Oh, frig the kits" and just jammed his dick in there.

What happened next was awesome. His dick hit my G-spot like immediately. Usually I'd have to be in doggy, or if I'm on my back, have my legs pulled up to my chest for that to happen. But there we were, both sitting up, and it was effortlessly rubbing all over the right spot. I guess it was the curving. It was almost like one of those kids toys, where you have to insert the differently shaped blocks into the correct slot. His dick was the perfect fit for my slot…or slit or whatever.

We changed it up and went to missionary, and guess what. STILL awesome. And I have to say, usually when a dude has a nice dick, he seems to know it, and is really lazy, and thinks he can just lie there and not have to do anything. But not this guy. He was actually putting in a lot of effort, rotating his hips and swirling it all around up in there, and alternately going down on me.

Then we got in my favorite position: The dude lying on on his side—like in a spooning position—and me on my back, with my legs hooked over his, kinda like if I were sitting sideways on his lap, except lying on the bed. (It makes it really easy to use a vibe that way.) I came super hard, and then he pulled out fast because he started coming, too. I just kept going with my vibe and came again.

We were exhausted and sort of just collapsed into each other's arms. But then after like maybe 15 minutes at the most, he was ready to go again, which I was so pleased about.

Seriously though, to quote Juvenile, I was addicted to what the dick did.

Comments

[Bboy]

I like that this post is how you start your day (and now mine, thanks). The Jezebel story was great, but I've gotta think that neither girl nor boy parts deserve to be plastered... sounds itchy.
And ya, that T-posistion is my favorite way to start the day, even if it means sharing morning breath.. its nice to start laying down when we're both still a bit groggy.

[Sabina]

That curve is crazy! That being said, I want a chocolate dick pop. Immediately.

[Poopie McPeePee]

He probably has Peyronie's disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease

I have the same issue but luckily it does not cause pain or problems. Of course I can stand sideways and pee into the stall!

My wife really likes my "disability" and it seems to touch her in all the right places as well. She has said it was "cute" also...

[JL]

my bf has a curved D, so i am familiar with said benefits.

[Liz]

I slept with a guy who had what can only be described as a banana shaped D. He did not warn me ahead of time so I was quite taken aback. Definetly posed some logistical problems, but it did feel a lot different once inside. Felt good, but the general asthetics werent not on point.

[ky]

That's my favorite position too, and my boyfriend calls it "the magic wand position."

[Pinky]

I love how your doggie is standing in the background looking as if s/he wants a lick of that Popsicle too.

[jenna]

my boy has the curve too and it is the best one i've ever had. so glad we're getting married, because i'd never trade that thing in!

[BayBB]

My man is also curved and I love it! Tai doesn't know what she's missing (from Clueless).

[NasteeBoy]

I guess I missed the part where he put on a condom?

[Snowbunny]

Thank god you posted this story. I loved the one on Jezebel, but I just felt like there was something dirty and awesome you weren't telling us.

Loved it. And now I've got to find me a boy rocking that.

[J]

Why don't I ever find these guys?

I must be shopping in the wrong section....

[Bill]

BayBB - Kudos on the Clueless reference!

[u dont know me]

Lol!! the dog in the second picture..

[mariaaaaa]

Yay 22 year olds who are gifted AND skilled!

[feel4u]

WOW last night i definitely had a dream that I met you and told you to post more on this site and you were like "i can't, i only love jezebel now".

it was weird

[akb]

SM-

The picture on jezebel of you holding the plaster up to your kooch gives me a boner. Thank you.

AB

[Ashley]

Gosh that's big! I bet you loved it.

[Susan B.]

@BayBB: Yeah, I wondered that too...

[rocknrollunicorn]

For some reason this post got me all hot and bothered. Good story.

[Jane]

Love your site! Just read through most of it today.

[Ashley]

Dripping wet? I think that's a little over-exaggerated.

[jenna]

ashley, have you never heard of female ejaculation? squirting? dripping wet is not always an exaggeration.

[anna]

Used a condom, right? Haven't you freely admitted to having herpes?

[Fante]

wouldn't writing that they stopped briefly to put on a condom kind of kill the buzz of the story? And if they didn't use one, hey buyer beware.

[bowleserised]

I need a caption for what the doggie is thinking in picture 2.

[Ashley]

Jenna
Yea I have and dripping wet before something happens?

[Ashley]

Plus anyways, Jenna, all the stuff you named is after, like cumming, she was talkin about before sex so you need to know what your talking about before you talk.

[Gadfly]

Oh wow

I've been that guy

'sbeen a while ... *chuckle*

Many blessed orgasms your way, madam ;-)

[kristina]

I love that the puppy is in the background.

Nice dick. I've had two bad curve experiences, but this looks like something I'd enjoy.

[Jeannette]

no chocolate for the doggie. please.
http://www.gsrne.org/Chocolate.htm

[Dingosmom]

Pity the girl who's never been dripping wet prior to fucking. Maybe I'm a mutant, but it does happen.

[Ashley]

Pity to be a mutant

[Dingosmom]

No, it's not a pity at all to be a mutant of the sexually excitable variety, it's fine. Quite fine. Thanks for thinking of me, though.

[Ashley]

I wasn't thinking of u in a good way, anyways, your dumb... I was just playin and guys bought into it... like that one guy on her early comments John Smith I think his name was... started shit for no reason. I just wanted to see if I could do it. I guess so.

[Ashley]

Plus anyways I do have great sex... I made a comment about it on one of the other pages about some guy who won the contest. I can't remember the name of the page.

[Dingosmom]

I'm dumb. I can't even disagree with that. I AM dumb. Hoping loads more hot, wet sexing comes your way, Ashley.

[faith]

i need you to post something new! lol

[Mrs. Lopez]

I agree

[Gadfly]

Since you have the more demure type of labia minora, it might be more sexy if you cloned after some good hard sex.

That way, the re-mold would have a lovely, inviting hint of a void between the sweet little lips.

Just sayin'

*kiss*

*lick*

Sorry ... couldn't help myself ;-)

[Bob]

"come make out with me for a little bit" - that's awesome. I would have probably said something totally lame and ruined the whole thing.

[Mrs. Lopez]

Pity to be a mutant...

[Sparker]

I forgot until I came back to this entry (nothing like procrastination in grad school!) that I had a dream with you in it the other night where you were encouraging me to consider threesomes in my life and I was asking you where I could find the young gentleman attached to this particular dick.

Don't you just love the things that blogs bring you in life, like complete strangers having sexy dreams about you?

[J R M]

Oh, man, 15 minutes... I'm dying of envy, here!!

[Krystal]

While the dick is the best part of this picture, the dog is a close second.

[slick]

that curved dick is nothing compared to my curved dick.

[Ron Williams]

Only responding to the (10 minute rebooting)
I'm a 55 year old male. I have to have sex, sometimes 10 x a day. While my member is the size of a can of room refreshener, I still take pride in doing 'it' right. I reboot in 5 minutes, and the women who can deal with it, love that. Just wanted to say some of us can 'reboot' with no issues. Been that way since age 13. Thanks