More Penis on tha Website
The best email I've received in months:
Hey I'm ashley and I just found ur website and although I think its a
good website there are some stuff I don't understand. Like are u a porn
star, askin cuz u got to go to those porn parties. Also I think u should
put more pics of penis on tha website...lol
It came from a Tmail account. I'm glad that I'm resonating with the Sidekick generation. And she's right about penis on tha website. Here ya go, kids:
P.S. That's not my hand.
Lol thanks! But that's kinda a weird pic but its still nice.
Posted by: Ashley | February 17, 2008 at 10:08 PM
um, is the cock melting?
Posted by: kat | February 17, 2008 at 10:20 PM
Shiny cocks are the best cocks.
Unless shiny with bitterness and rage. that is not so best.
Posted by: sara | February 17, 2008 at 11:45 PM
You can never have enough penis on tha websitez.
Posted by: Molly | February 18, 2008 at 12:27 AM
your hand would be that of a very large man's if that was yours.
Posted by: vinny | February 18, 2008 at 10:03 AM
Some people just don't understand what slut machine is all about.
Posted by: Loren | February 18, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Whats wrong with that D?
Posted by: bryanna | February 18, 2008 at 03:34 PM
Whats wrong with that D?
Posted by: bryanna | February 18, 2008 at 03:38 PM
Point: Be careful what you ask for.
Posted by: Tanith | February 18, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Wow, I think what really takes this picture to the next level is that the penis is clearly coated in lube or some other shiny substance. Either freshly used or just about to be. Mmmm. :P
Posted by: JRae | February 18, 2008 at 07:45 PM
Hahahahaha oh gahd. The grammar is just too bad to comprehend. But, I am guilty of being part of the sidekick generation seeing as I too have a tmail account.
Posted by: greeniebitch | February 18, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Fuck, I can't get enuf of this lol catz shit.
Posted by: lolcatz | February 20, 2008 at 01:18 AM
I dont think its lubed with anything. I think its made to be shiny like that..
mor dik picz plzz.
Posted by: u dont know me | February 20, 2008 at 06:44 AM
Thank god for more dick, I was starting to almost want to stop reading you, slut machine, but now I can get my fill of dick and funny in one place.
And please link the pornos you've been in, since you are obvs the best porn star ever.
kthnxbai
Posted by: Snowbunny | February 20, 2008 at 01:50 PM
oh that is the best thing ive ever seen in my entire life.
Random People Rock.
Posted by: faith | February 20, 2008 at 03:49 PM
ps- i agree with Loren
Posted by: faith | February 20, 2008 at 03:50 PM
I actually love this penis pic... i can not explain it
unadater.com
Posted by: UnaDater | February 24, 2008 at 05:03 PM
I thought there'd be even moar penis on tha website by now, but I guess you only post one D at a time as well.
Posted by: Leon Hart | February 25, 2008 at 10:20 PM
I love that the penis has a circumcision scar. Who had to cut the rubber turtleneck off that, a dildo rabbi?
Posted by: hamburgerhotdog | March 03, 2008 at 10:29 PM
WAIT,
maybe i'll get in trouble for this, but you're 'SLUTMACHINE' on Jezebe, rightl?
i haven't read this blog for months and i think i'm finally putting two and two together and realizing that you are two of my favourite internet personas all in one.
hilarious, GIRL.
if you're not slutmachine, i'm embarrassed and drunk.
hehehehehe.
Posted by: OUCH | March 15, 2008 at 02:43 AM
WAIT,
maybe i'll get in trouble for this, but you're 'SLUTMACHINE' on Jezebe, rightl?
i haven't read this blog for months and i think i'm finally putting two and two together and realizing that you are two of my favourite internet personas all in one.
hilarious, GIRL.
if you're not slutmachine, i'm embarrassed and drunk.
hehehehehe.
Posted by: OUCH | March 15, 2008 at 02:44 AM
Hah, I get the same question. Thus my domain name ;)
Posted by: Sarah | March 25, 2008 at 06:01 AM