One D at a Time

Happy HalloWEEN

Even though I'm getting married, it doesn't mean that I've stopped writing about penises for good. I did an extensive post (with video!) on 10 castration scenes in horror movies.

More Penis on tha Website

The best email I've received in months:

Hey I'm ashley and I just found ur website and although I think its a
good website there are some stuff I don't understand. Like are u a porn
star, askin cuz u got to go to those porn parties. Also I think u should
put more pics of penis on tha website...lol

It came from a Tmail account. I'm glad that I'm resonating with the Sidekick generation. And she's right about penis on tha website. Here ya go, kids:

P.S. That's not my hand.

Wet 'N Wild

Today, I wrote about female ejaculation for Jezebel. It includes the first time I squirted, as well as an explanation of what the fluid is that comes out, and where the hell it's coming from. Check it out here!

A Breakdown in Communication

I get some strange emails from people who contact me through this site. None of them really affect me.  (Well, except in the case of this one lesbian/tranny crazy druggie weirdo who was harassing me online for a bit before she/he/it was apparently committed to some kind of institution.) For the most part, I tend to be contacted by dudes looking to get laid because they assume that I'm a sure thing since I write about how I like sex. Actually, here's some kind of SMS with a phone number attached that I just got today.

"A tell me wat u think of my dick i need a girls oppinion im 18 i would like it if u could send me a pic of ur pussy im into phone sex if u want to exchange pics"

I mean, this could be spam. It's always kind of difficult to discern between real emails and sex spam, because a lot of the content is totally relevant to me and what I write about. But something about this tells me it's real. Seriously though, for the record, just because I like fucking, doesn't mean that I like fucking everyone.

Anyway, I recently received a thread of messages on MySpace from a guy that I slept with a handful of times seven years ago. He was always socially awkward, to the point where it was kinda painful to experience. And it looks like some things never change!